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500 000!!! wait WTF???

OMG WTF and also hurrayyyy and yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
our total visitor counter just passed 500 000 few minutes ago
because the entire APC crew was watching porn working on important projects
we missed the big moment

but don't worry, we have a plan
we made a quick calculation
APC started in August 2007 and we had +500 000 unique visitors since than
17 months minus the 2,5 months of coma results less than 15 months
hmmm
OK
here is our resolution for 2009

we will pass one million before the end of this year
we promise
and we will make a huge party
IRL
you arwe all invited

yeahthiswillbeACE letsdoit wwwwwwwwwwickeddd

uh but can we ask a small help?
pls warn us when the counter gets close to one million
your know we are busy with stuff
like studying this special live Johnny Cash video

Villa Diamante five pack

Villa Diamante - ZZK Mixtapes Vol. 1 [mp3]
Intoxicados - Comandante (cumbiastyle Diamante) [mp3]
Villa Diamante - Tonolec vs Kromestar [mp3]
Villa Diamante - Surtek Collective vs Modeselektor [mp3]
Plastilina Mosh vs Mike Jones [mp3]

Our addiction to cumbia and the South-American beats is well known and well documented here on APC. Here is an another chapter of our neverending quest of spreading the world about kool music outside of the USA/Europe hypeflow. Villa Diamante is an Argentinian artist, mashup producer. His style toes the line among hip hop, mash ups, mtv culture with shades of techno. Make sure to visit him to get more gems (mashups, mixtapes and originals) from his site and if you are in Buenos Aires check him out live at Zizek Urban Beats Club on Wednesdays. Massive!

Nite Jewel – Suburbia

Nite Jewel – Suburbia [mp3 RCRD LBL]

Recently picked up by Mike Simonetti’s esteemable Italians Do It Better record house, Nite Jewel fits well among more seasoned label-mates Chromatics and Invisible Conga People; hers an Italo-glide built from both—the former’s low-slung glamor, the latter’s Cluster love—but mostly from images formed the warmer side of late-night bedroom windows, kohl-eyes staring in wonder at the sparkling edges of big-city skylines far from the order of Suburbia.

Nate Dogg - LIQUOR (DOLLAR MAMBO RMX)

Nate Dogg - LIQUOR (DOLLAR MAMBO RMX)
[mp3 Fairtilizer]
Nate Dogg VS Keith Jarrett

don't be fooled by the RMX tag, this is a mashup
and one of the best mashups we heard in AGES!!!!!!
Nate Dogg is backed by American piano legend and jazz icon Keith Jarrett
hats off Dollar Mambo, this mix is a real winner!

wall plays music when it rains...

MAKE: Blog posted this funnel wall at the Kunsthofpassage in Neustadt, it plays music when it rains... we've found a video...

Panic Girl - Take A Chance

Panic Girl - Take A Chance [mp3 Fairtilizer]

I just promised you a stunning year
so I guess it's better to deliver ;)

APC's very own rising star, Panic Girl just released a new song
if you her like her previous things you will LOVE this one
first of all because she sings, yepp it's a vocal track
and then the lyrics
Will you take the chance with me?
could you reject a cute girl?
I don't think so ;)

Monday Kick, YEAR KICK SPECIALIgudesman & Joo - I Will Survive

this is a YEAR KICK
a happy, positive craziness which helps to start an another year

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH 2009
do not worry you will survive, this year will be FUN
cos we will be here 24/7 to fill you up with NRG and porn
2009 will be the year of APC, so you better stay close to us


and is there any better, more pathetic and mad way to kick of 2009
than my fave disco tune ever
performed by the brilliant Igudesman & Joo
pure genius

APC TOP 10 - 2008

yeah 2008 is officially about to end soon
in our very last post of the year we give you our TOP10 2008 charts
here are our fave singles, albums, posts
of course these are subjective charts
we only feature thing what we posted

as you will see after the jump we 've cheated with the posts TOP10
we only listed news from the the audiopornography category

pls send us your fave APC posts via comments!
what was your fave thing on APC this year?
copypaste the ermalink of the post
and also write few words to tell us why
this should be fun and we are really looking forward to see your picks!

you have some time cos this post will stay on top till Monday
have fun tonite
THX for your love and visits in 2008
see ya next year!

Le Corps Mince de Françoise - COOL AND BORED

OK, we failed to post a normal video today. But we don't give up and we give you the APC fave girl trio Le Corps Mince de Françoise, they were Ray Ban glasses and they are COOL AND BORED. But after the party started ;)

The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

I dunno what happened with us today, we only posted mad things so far. OK, it's enuff about the craziness, let's watch a traditional music video, a golden oldie! Here are The Avalanches and their Frontier Psychiatrist.

Yatta Yatta

Curazee japanese boy band dance like no others do ....in diapers!!!
And if you drink too much tonite this can happen with you as well!
[heads up by csigabajnok via szanalmas]

NINJASONIK featuring THE DEATHSET - NEGATIVE THINKING (ABOUT TIGHT PANTS)

this is not the most artistic and sofisticated song
but who cares
it will set you up in the party mood tonite

Pop Waffle does 2008!

sweet n funny resume of this year's pop culture happenings by Pop Waffle we don't agree in every single point with them, but this vid is really sweet and well animated, so we won't be picky

massive Barely Illegal mp3 dump aka there are too many nice bootlegs to post till NYE

OK, I always wanted to use this pix
so this is the real motivation of this post
but on the other hand there are so many kool bootlegs
what we had no chance to post so far
so here is a massive bootleg mp3 dump for your party tomorrow
burn your bandwith ;)

DJ Schmolli - Crazy Like An Egyptian [mp3]
The Bangles VS Ozzy Osbourne

lobsterdust - L.E.S. Lockdown [mp3]
Kanye West VS Santogold

MadMixMustang - My Life (by The Joel Sisters) [mp3]
Billy Joel VS Scissor Sisters

DJY alias JY - Out Of Space Temperature [mp3]
Sean Paul VS Prodigy + Bomb the Bass

Bootman - Depeche Mode vs P!nk [mp3]
Depeche Mode vs P!nk

Sugamotor -  Hey Mr Disco [mp3]
Zhané VS Calvin Harris

Aggro1 - Duran Duran v. The Bloody Beetroots [mp3 Fairtilizer]
Duran Duran v. The Bloody Beetroots

Mighty Mike - More than a Scientist [mp3]
Coldplay vs Extreme

mash2mix - MARS MAKES ME SEXY [mp3]
fake blood vs maroon5 vs justin timberlake

Marc Johnce - Poker Circus [mp3 MediaFire]
Lady GaGa VS Britney Spears VS Timbaland

The Fabulous Beatmashers - Miles away vs Thrilla [mp3 MediaFire]
Madonna VS Michael Jackson

michmash - love miles away [mp3]
Madonna VS Roxy Music

Apollo Zero - Portrait of Jetstream Jan [mp3 Fairtilizer]
New OrderVS Junior Jack VS Klement Boneli Ft. Dragonfly VS Bill Nelson

Mash-Up Your Bootz Party - Best of 2008 [zip download page]
Best of 2008

Best of Bootie 2008 [zip download page]
Best of 2008

Minimum Noise

Minimum Noise is a startup site that promises to bring the idea of “crowdsourcing” to music. The idea of crowdsourcing is that the more people you have access to, the better the results can be. Whether this is a valid concept or will work for music remains to be seen. In this day and age, most computer musicians are interested in doing as much as they can themselves. Sites like Minimum Noise, though, promise to let you connect with musicians around the world, so if you need a dumbek solo for a soundtrack you’re working on, you’ve got access to a dumbek player from wherever you may be.

Here’s how Minimum Noise works:
- A project is created, describing the kind of production requested and the prize offered.
- Musicians audition for the project with sound bites or examples of previous work.
- A winner is chosen and audio and money are exchanged.

While the site is launching, you can try it out for free. Details at the site.

[via Synthtopia]

Discobot - Lights Out

Discobot - Lights Out [mp3 AudioPorn FM]

A lotta great music coming from Brazil these days, maybe South America will join Scandinavia and Australia in making nu trends in electronic music? Pls meet Discobot and their oud, fast, total party track.
If you visit BIGSTEREO you can even grab a mixtape as well!

NYE @ 1015 Folsom, SF

if you are in the San Francisco area this might be a good place to be at NYE. Wicked lineup at 1015 Folsom !

Wotaken - Thriller

Wotaken is the King of the Internet and following his legendary magic mushroom action now he strikes again. I think there is no better way to raise the Wotaken hype, than covering Jacko's Thriller in his 'unique' way. I warn you people you are NOT ready for this.