Monday Kick
Moby to the journalists…
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Monday Kick.
A happy, positive craziness which helps to start an another week.
This is a quote from Moby’s blog:
oh, sometimes journalists read my updates.
if you’re a journalist and you’re reading this: hi, nice to meet you.
if you’re a journalist and you’re going to be interviewing me please note the following:
a-at present i have no plans to go into space.
b-i like tea but i’m not a teetotaller(why is it ‘teetotaller’, is it a
golf related? for the record, my first ever job was as a caddy but i
know nothing about golf).
just trying to be helpful and save you some time.
also, if you’re a journalist and you’re thinking of either giving ‘last night’ a bad review
or writing something nasty about me i’d be more than happy to send cash/drugs/hookers
to you in the interest of receiving good press.
i’m all for freedom of the press, but i’m not averse to some good old-fashioned
4th estate payola(to spell it out: bad review=no cash/drugs/hookers. good review=cash/drugs/hookers).
i know that some members of the press find me distasteful. i
understand, i’m opinionated and annoying. but don’t you think you could
shelve the bad review in the interest of free money or drugs?
come on, everyone’s doing it. just pretend you’re a member of the house of representatives.
now i’m thinking that i shouldn’t post this because someone might misunderstand that i’m
being facetious. no hookers or drugs from me, cos that would be illegal(notice that sweet beautiful
cash wasn’t included in the ‘illegal’ list. and the hookers and drugs
are negotiable depending upon the country wherein you’ll be
writing/publishing the good review).
after reading this
we are more than ready to write something good about the album
:D
even if its is heavy metal again ;)

















