AudioPorn Central

this is what we dreamed every night after we posted up the best mp3 dock
please welcome the Asspeaker!
fat bass has a new meaning ;)

designers: Younes Daneshvar and Javad Yazdani
rendered by: Mohsen Tafazzoli

The main unit is the subwoofer and the control station. The smaller units are speakers and connect to the controller through bluetooth technology, they work as single cheek units and can be connected to store as one small butt. To activate the unit, one must tap the unit. Tap the main unit to turn the speakers on. Once tapped, the unit shows that it’s received the command with a small red light (kind of like what happens when a cheek is smacked). This light goes away after three seconds. Rubbing the unit on either cheek in a circular motion turns the sound up (rotating right), and turns the sound down (rotating left.)

[via Synthtopia]

Booty, Ass, Butt, Derriere, Arse, Behind, Buns, Buttocks, Keister, Nates, Posterior, Prat, Fanny, Tooshie, Backside, Bottom, Tush, Rump, Stern, Bum, Can, Heine. There are lots of words for butts, but there are even more songs about ass, representing all genres and spanning decades. Clinton Schaff compiled 25 of his fave butt themed songs into this nice playlist. The tracks are organized by genre, so you can easily find the blues, jazz, funk, hip-hop or country butt songs! Nice one Clinton!

Ah in case if you are wondering what is on the post illustration, then I tell you. This lovely painting is called Tulip Butts. The artist, Stan Murmur works in a very special way, he is dipping his butt in paint and pressing it to a canvas. Genius!