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My Little Elvis

if you like this cutie weird thinggy
then you will find zillions other kools things at Instant Joy
you know Instant Joy , right?

A short poem Elvis Presley wrote about a dead bird has sold at auction for a staggering $20,000. The King scrawled the rhyme on a piece of paper after apparently killing a robin that perched on his window ledge. It reads…

“As I awoke this morning when all sweet things are born,
a robin perched on my window sill to greet the coming dawn.
He sang his sweet song so sweetly and paused for a moment’s lull,
I gently raised the window and crushed his f**king skull.”

Thank you very much…

probably the best dance vidoe ewwa
but I think Peter Bjorn and John watched too much Leningrad Cowboys vids

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LeeDM101 – Suspicious Miracles [mp3 MediaFire]

Elvis – Suspicious Minds
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Fragma – Toca’s Miracle

the King in Ibiza

Lisa Marie Presley has channeled a medium to introduce dad Elvis to
her new-born twins. Following the ghostly session, the 40-year-old
said: "This was my dad, this was Elvis coming through"

Er, hate to burst her bubble but we all know Elvis is alive and well, especially
as he has recently been spotted working in a 7-11 in Los Angeles, and eating in a deli in Berlin?  Er, did I mention further sightings have placed him in Israel…
Have you seen the KIng? If so let us know…

Virtual DJ – Suspicious Minds On A Dancefloor
[mp3 DivShare]
Elvis Presley – Suspicious Minds
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Sophie Ellis Bextor – Murder On The Dancefloor

the King and a Fairy

cos we will never forget him

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OK let’s clear it first. We are not looking for these. But we found them somehow and because of our well known addiction to weird action figures we must post them. Look what we got this morning!! Elvis!  Priscilla!  Barbie!
Oh dear, they will look perfect with the biker Jesus action figure ;)

Elvis Presley’s favorite performance costume, the peacock jumpsuit, sold for $300,000 Thursday, making it the most expensive piece of Elvis memorabilia sold at auction. The online sale by auctioneer Gotta Have It! ended at 3 a.m. The pre-sale estimate was $275,000 to $325,000. The white outfit with a plunging V-neck and high collar features a blue-and-gold peacock design hand-embroidered on the front and back and along the pant legs.

It is cinched at the waist by a wide belt decorated in gold medallions in a design resembling the eye of a peacock feather.

The auctioneer described the seller as "a big Elvis collector" and declined to say who bought it.

Presley paid $10,000 to have the outfit made by Los Angeles designer Bill Belew, who created all of The King’s stage wardrobe between 1968-1977. It captured the rock ‘n’ roll legend’s fascination with peacocks as a good luck symbol and the auction house said it was among his favorite Belew designs. [read more @ Yahoo! News]