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this is a joke folks
a very bad joke
this game will never exist
this game WILL NEVER EXIST
I hope and I’ll pray every night

you see, many famous people use the APC 40
wicked and also boooyakkaaaa
and of course ROLF

[via Ableton Forum ]

the best thing we seen in ages!
muhahahaha
[massive congrats and via  Ohh! Crapp... ]

DeadAct.com is an online archive of videos found in the public domain that show electronic performers blatantly faking their "live set".

To qualify as a Dead Act, the performer must have pre set out their performance in such a way that if they were to drop dead, the set would keep playing on as normal. Bonus points for fake knob tweaking, failed attempts to play real instruments, and good orgasm faces.

These Australian guys conducted an experiment and videotaped it: Can you beat the lines at a club and get in by wearing a record bag and pretending to be a DJ?
Guy 1: Alright AJ, it’s been a long night but we’ve proven some truths about the record bag. What are they?
Guy 2: I’ve proven I can get into any club I like, skip any queue, pay no cover charges, go up to the DJ and pretty much take over their job.
[via Boing Boing]

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This is smart. Here is what the creator has to say about his baby.

For about a year and a half I lived in a sketchy section Oakland. My car was broken into on a weekly basis. I didn’t really care much about it wen I had a car I didn’t really care much about, but when I traded up I actually cared. In the first week I had it, it was broken into and the radio was stolen. I vowed my radio would never be stolen again. Here’s how I fool the theives.