Rory Hoy‘s crazy remix of a crazy song
yupp, we still can’t get enough of the Toe Jam

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London – August 1975

Tonites’ first gig wasn’t exactly stellar.

We showed up late and only had time to play “He’s Frank” before the cops showed up and shut down the gig. Charlie Stains (our road manager) got in a brawl with a few locales, but when pressed he couldn’t remember what it was about. As a result of that, a brawl then ensued between Charlie and the band.

However, mid brawl, none of us could remember what we were fighting about either, so we all went for a drink instead.

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As you already noticed, The BPA VIP Blogger Week has started :) Norman Cook wrote us an exclusive mini story series about the secret history of The BPA. While you are waiting for the fresh daily episodes to show up,you can enter to our The BPA Contest and you can win a limited edition The BPA album on vinyl. Here is how you can put your paws on this rarity. Leave a comment (with a valid email of course) in this post and tell us what was the craziest place where you ever danced naked!! You answer doesn’t have to be true ;) This time we are really looking forward the craziest fake naked dancing story!! You can enter more stories if they are different enough.

The contest will end on Sunday evening (March 08. 20:00 CET)
we will pick the craziest story then and…

one lucky winner who sends us the craziest naked dancing story
will win the limited edition We’re Gonna Need A Bigger, Boat vinyl
and we have 5 We’re Gonna Need A Bigger, Boat CDs too
for five more creative fake naked dancing story creators

readers of the International APC and readers of the Hungarian APC can enter to the contest as well, if you wanna comment in English, pls do it here ;)

if you have any questions ask
otherwise go ‘n win!

So go recall your memories or use your fantasy, what was the craziest place where you ever danced naked????

For two decades the secret history of The BPA has been kept under wraps. But with the recent release of “We’re Gonna Need A Bigger, Boat”, further information continues to come to light.

Leading the charge is Dr. Randolph Seal, BPA historian, passive aggressive obsessive, garboligist, bus spotter, and amateur peeping tom. Seal has recently unearthed pages from Norman Cook’s journals that had been “thoughtlessly discarded as trash.”

Despite their poor and incomplete condition, these excerpts offer a rare insight into the evolution of The BPA.

“You have no idea the painstaking work involved here”, Seal assures us from an undisclosed location. “It’s not easy reading torn scraps of paper stained with coffee grinds, liquor, bodily fluids and cigarette burns, but with the will, a microscope and a lot of free time, it can be done.”

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Oh yesssss, the excitement :D This announcement was the biggest and the hottest thing in the short history of APC. Many of you asked about it and it seems like everybody is just as much excited as we are. So we are happy to tell you that the waiting is over. Norman and his friends will start to blog on APC from this Monday. Get ready for The BPA

, get ready for an another round of our VIP Blogger Series. The first post will come out on Monday evening, make sure to check it and share this link with all of your mates! This will be hotttt ;)

Make sure to check APC every day in the future cos we will start the brand new round of our VIP Blogger Series . We are extremely happy to announce you our next guests, no other than Mr. Norman 'Fatboy Slim + zillion aliases' Cook and his luvely new band The BPA!!!!! They will dance naked, we will dance naked and of course you will dance naked as well, so it looks like we will have a lotta fun. Besides of nudity and madness there will be daily posts about various music related issues and these articles will be exclusive for AudioPorn Central, so you won't be able to find them anywhere else. Stay tuned for more info about The BPA VIP Blogger series and make a shout out to the gang, we are extremely excited about this and I know every AudioPorn Freak feels the same way.

Welcome Norman , welcome The BPA!!!

the APC Team

The BPA went to Japan to make this nice picture above in real Toe Jam style
we can't wait to see and give you more pixxx
if you watch the behind the scenes video you can spot some sets ;)

if you still can't get enuff of Toe Jam don't forget the video contest
where you should make your own clip version and you can win:
- a Pure Digital Technologies Ultra Series Flip Video F260N, 60 Minute Mini Camcorder with USB Connector
- a prize pack from The BPA, including the entire Fatboy Slim catalog on vinyl
- and your video will feature on The BPA's channel

we have some Toe Jam still pictures to inspire you

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So it's officially here, The BPA album I Think We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat is out today, February 3, 2009 in the USA! This is one of the hottest albums ATM so go and get it! Oh and by the way, Norman's picked the Toe Jam remix contest winners – they're up on the contest page , check them out!

The Brighton Port Authority return with He’s Frank featuring none other than Iggy Pop… and he is wilder than ever, even his puppet kick the ass of those shadow guys;)

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