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February was insane
it supposed to be short, but this month was soooooooo long
and full of amazing chooonz, that we could make a TO 50 easily
so without any further wast of time let’s see da winnerz

first, here is the official TOP 10

#01 The Golden Filter – Hide Me [link]
we guess this is not the last time when TGF is #01 on APC
#02 Gorillaz – Stylo (Alex Metric Remix) [link]
the most downloaded song of the month
#03 Panic Girl – Burn And Rise EP [link]
for us this is the most important release of the year so far
#04 jj – let go [link]
the best jj song so far? or its just or bad winter mood
#05 Massive Attack – Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto Remix) [link]
Brazil calling Bristol, Bristol can you hear us?
#06 The Phenomenal Handclap Band – Baby [link]
LUVELY
#07 The Rodeo – On the radio [link]
APC <3 The Rodeo
#08 Loo & Placido – Californication [link]
the popstar killerz R back
#09 SSION – Clown [link]
Prince on acid
#10 The Young Punx – Ready For The Fight (Phonat remix) [link]
this is not the last time when The Punx are on the APC TOP 10

and now check out the personal charts of the APC Family members

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January was WIKKED and we deffofeel the new decade here on APC
many many many new things will come
and this year will be the best so far for porn lovers, we guarantee

sorry about the slowing down on the last week
flu is a shit thing to have :( not helps in posting choonz
anyway we are back to normal as you saw it today
and now let’s see those RAWKIN’ beatz

first, here is the official TOP 10

#01 The Kleptones – Uptime / Downtime [link]
if you have to read this why it’s is the #01, then you haven’t heard the album
#02 Alphabeat – Hole in my Heart (The Sound of Arrows remix) [link]
the surprise and the most downloaded song of the month
#03 Panic Girl – Burn And Rise [link]
watch this girl, she will rise in 2010
#04 Simon Iddol & Phil RetroSpector – I Can’t Stop You Better [link]
another stunning APC collab
#05 The Dark Esquire – Situation (CFCF remix) [link]
cos the situation is real
#06 Je Deteste Serge Gainsbourg [link]
this is Je t’aime 4 real
#07 DJ Jay-R – Kesha Wants To Have Fun [link]
the girls just wann ahave fun every decade
#08 DJ Y alias JY – Rage Against Stratus [link]
a mashup masterpiece
#09 Riton and Seiji – Computer Juice [link]
brutality, violence, agressive fruits
#10 A Classical Journey (DJ Prince mix) [link]
CLASSICMIX

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Before we give you the APC TOP 20 – 2009, here is the last monthly chart of the year. This was a busy month, like always, many great tunes been released, I’m sure sme of them will show up in the end of the year chart too.
The APC TOP 20 – 2009 will come out as the last post of the year on 31st December, till then let’s rawk with these gems.

As always, the individual charts of the APC Family members are after the jump. Do not miss them!

So first, here is the official TOP 10.

#01 Massive Attack – Paradise Circus [link]
far the most popular and the most visited post on APC this month
#02 Depeche Mode – Fragile Tension (Kris Menaces Universe Remix) [link]
the most loved APC post on Hype Machine this month
#03 DOUBLE ENTRY!!!
- DJ Earworm – United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop) [link]
- Stereogum & team9 Present… MySplice 4 [link]
Mashup Masters VS 2009
#04 ToToM – Like an Aces of Spades [link]
Madonna and Lemmy, nasty and hillarious
#05 Wax Audio – 9 Countries [link]
mashed ambiance, soundscaping across Asia
#06 Amanda Blank – Shame On Me (Yuksek Remix) [link]
payback time for Yuksek
#07 Dunproofin’ – Zzzz [link]
Beard-tastic!
#08 A Plus D – Don’t You Want My Bad Romance [link]
A Plus D made us post up a Lady Gaga mashup
#09 We Have Band – Honey Trap (Le Matos remix) [link]
Le Matos iz da man!!!
#10 dadahack – Hello (Freelance Hellraiser RMX) [link]
the man who made the song that defined the decade is behind this 11-minute gritty electro rework

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November was sick. For real. We even had a long break cos of that bloody flue virus. But when I’ve checked back the November posts, I’ve had to turn back about 10 pages, so we had a lotta gems even in this troubled month. Let’s see which hot traxxx kept us alive…

As always, the individual charts of the APC Family members are after the jump. Do not miss them!

So first, here is the official TOP 10.

#01 Phil RetroSpector – Endless Yellow [link]
celebrating the first 20 years of the Simpsons
and possibly the greatest love story of them all…
#02 NikitA – Verevki [link]
the hottest bunny of Uncle Hef naked in a mall
you know, we are a porn site after all ;)
#03 The Kleptones – Voodoo Sabotage [link]
from the soon to be released new Kleptones album
#04 Fever Ray – Seven (The Twelves Remix) [link]
Fever Ray goes disco
#05 Simon Iddol – MashupCentral promo mix [link]
an hour long sample of our party sound
#06 The Scare – Could Be Bad (G.L.O.V.E.S Remix) [link]
many things been bad this month, but we worked them out
#07 DJ Moule – Smell Like Thriller [link]
the most downloaded song on APC in November
#08 ElectroSound – Kitsuné Maison Mashed 3 [link]
french electro treasure box
#09 Divide & Kreate – Sex Diary [link]
match made in heaven, Amen
#10 Marc Johnce – Don’t Stop Confusion [link]
Journey newwa sounded this awesome

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charting is fun
it’s really kool to check back how many great stuffz we posted in a month
and it’s always useful to see the stats and to find out what you loved most
so without any further hype, here is the official APC TOP 10 in October
the individual charts of the APC Family members are after the jump

#01 The Found Sound Orchestra – Memorabilica [link]
it wasn’t really a question, MAJOR WIN by mr9
#02  Moby – Mistake (Animated Version) [link]
one of the cutest videos ever
#03 Saint Etienne – Only Love Can Break Your Heart (Richard X mix) [link]
a legend reworks a classic, a must have
#04 Copycat – The Other Wedding Song [link]
our Cat is a genius and we are very proud of him
#05 Röyksopp – This Must Be It (Rex The Dog K-DART Remix) [link]
FLOORFILLA
#06 Don Diablo – 99 Fences [link]
the most downloaded track on APC this month
#07 lobsterdust – Alone Wit Chu [link]
Chu is not alone anymore, love is all over around this mash
#08 David Turpin – The Bone Dance [link]
the surprise of the month
#09 Ellie Goulding – Under The Sheets [link]
one of the best debut singles ewwa
#10 Retro/Grade – Zoid [link]
welcome to synth heaven

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Guilty Pleasures‘ fifth volume came after a long break. After two minimixes we’ve returned to the original format and we paid our overflowing superlove tribute to the biggest hit of 2009’s summer. It was the most popular, the most talked and the most hyped thing on APC in September. But we had many many other crazy beatz as well…

…so let’s see which choonz were blowing our mind this month

#01 Guilty Pleasures – Volume Five / BOOTLEGPROOF? [link] [bonus]
APC <3 La Roux
#02 Flying White Dots – CMYK [link]
FWD and his fourth coming, the hightlight of the year
#03 Phil RetroSpector – Introversion [link]
Phil’s brilliant debut mashup LP , he is a full time genius
#04 Cinnamon Chasers – Luv Deluxe [link]
wicked tune, wicked video, everybody loves it
#05 DJ Paul V. – Might Like Ghosts Better [link]
loud music and sex, two of our fave subjects in one mashup
#06 El Perro Del Mar – Change of Heart [link]
awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome
#07 Dunproofin’ – Pjanoo Dance [link]
a masterpiece
#08 Big Boi ft. Too Short & George Clinton – Fo Yo Sorrows [link]
dis choon haz George Clinton innit!!!!
#09 The Golden Filter – Thunderbird [link]
one of the most waited track of 2009
#10 Calvin Harris – I’m Not Alone (Taku Takahashi rmx) [link]
our new friend from Japan and his killah mix

here are the individual charts of the APC Family members

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OK, our real No1 is the OUR PRESENTS album, but we are not charting it
why? cos it is above every limit, it’s the ultimate love overdose
from us to you
THANK YOU again for our first two years!!

talking about charting
some of you asked, how the APC TOP 10 works
so here is the formula
we post the APC TOP 10 at the last Sunday of each month
the main chart is based on the following things:
- our love and taste
- the track’s statistics
- the popularity and the attention the track generated
- Hype Machine votes
- your feedback, commenst

so this is our main chart
plus the APC Family members have their own charts too
so let’s see what’s been RAWKING our world in August

#01 Massive Attack – Splitting The Atom [link]
they are great and even better as fuck
#02 Sebastien Tellier – L’Amour et La Violence [link]
what can we say?
#03 La Roux -  I’m Not Your Toy (DatA Remix) [link]
the most popular track on APC this month, totally yeahhhh
#04 The Rodeo – Amazing (Kanye West cover) [link]
viva la Rodeo!!!
#05 Sandra Nkake – La Mauvaise Réputation(Blackjoy Radio Edit) [link]
a timeless classic
#06 The xx – Shelter (Them Jeans drum edit) [link]
Them Jeans did it again
#07 Aggro1 – Nirvana v. Quadrat Beat [link]
our fave Aggro1 tune, maybe for ewwa
#08 DJ Prince – I dee-love it [link]
paceage pop, jazz, bollywood breaks = future retro
#09 Clivester – Just A Little More Religion [link]
even the Rolling Stone luvz our Duck
#10 Frail Limb Purity – GRUM v. MAJOR LAZER [link]
new noize makerz in da house

here are the individual charts of the APC Family members

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July was full of gigs and live fun
we been on festivals and parties
dunno how we managed to post up so many good tunes
here are the most rawking things from APC on July

#01 DJ Schmolli – The Trooper Believer [link]
the weirdest thing what ever got on Metal Hammer
#02 Annie Lennox – Backwards/Forwards – An Earworm Mashup [link]
Annie asked an official mashup by DJ Earworm
#03 Who Made Who- Keep Me In My Plane (Reverso 68 Remix) [link]
just brilliant
#04 Bat for Lashes – Pearls Dream (team9 remix) [link]
mr nine and his magic
#05 Mando Diao – Dance With Somebody (Drums Of Death Remix) [link]
the dopest thing to dance on
#06 The Sound of Funky Breaks [link]
superb remix collection of old school electrofunk and funky breaks
#07 Dunproofin’ – Groove Is In The Girls [link]
Dun’ and his grooves
#08 Divide & Kreate – Forever denser [link]
the most welcomed return in the mashup scene this month
#09 Hi-brid – That’s Not Gay [link]
probably the best Tin Tings mash out there right now
#10 DJ Zebra presents BOOTSTOCK [link]
love, peace and mashups

OH NO! NOOOO!
I totally forgot about the charting this week
so you had no chance to post your faves dear audiopornographers
dohhhh, this time pls send them via commenst bellow
sorry, I dunno where my head is
we have summer, a lotta great choons, chixxx are wearing tiny clothes only
so yeah these are buy days
but here are the biggest APC faves of this months

#01 MENEO – PAPI [link]
two singing crotches and a dandy dildo? all time APC fave!!
#02 Yelle – Qui Est Cette Fille (Robyn cover) [link]
THANK YOU iTunes Foreign Exchange
#03 team9 on Ministry of Sound radio [link]
mr nine and his chill mixes! feel the beach everywhere!!
#04 Crimes Against Disco – Stuck On The Kill [link]
Little Boots VS La Roux = the war is over, everybody wins
#05 Hell feat. Billie Ray Martin – Silver Machine [link]
this is how it sounds when legends meet
#06 Fischerspooner – Danse En France (Kotchy Remix) [link]
breathy vocals, laying down crunchy snares, interweaved speech
#07 Sally Shapiro – Miracle (Bogdan Irkük Remix) [link]
soundtrack for modern fairytales
#08 Pony Pony Run Run – Hey You (PPRR dance remix) [link]
the most downloaded track on APC in June
#09 Party Ben – Laktos Scientist [link]
Senor Party is in da house
#10 Terry Lynn – Jamaican Girls [link]
Jamaican Girls have no Coke, OK?

here are the individual charts of the APC Family members

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